It Begins

With the great timing that our government is known for, my student loans are coming due. Just in time for Christmas. Whoo. But because I am a fiscally responsible individual, I'm going to pay them. Even though they are never in a hurry to give me my money back. I'm no welsher. But if the automakers get some odd billions, I want my own bailout package. About 20 large ought to do it.