And There Was Much Rejoicing

Yes, folks, it is true. I have a job. A real, full-time job. I achieved employment as a cook at a local private school. It's a really nice kitchen, quite large. This is not your average cafeteria. Much nicer than any public school cafeteria I've ever been in, they don't even call it a cafeteria. They call it the Dining Hall. I'm very excited to get this position. I'm looking forward to a new adventure... with no espresso in it.